Sino ba ang hindi nag-cheat?
Kahit nga ordinaryong estudyante ay nag-chicheat what more ang mga accounting students na extra-ordinary (lols, nagbubuhat bangko), di ba?
Hindi ka pa nakakapag-cheat? You don’t belong in this profession, once a prof said.
Nakakakuryenteng tinginan with your cheatmate, pasahan ng papel, palitan ng sagot, SOS signal lalo na kung nagkataong lumabas na si proctor; Sino bang hindi nakakarelate dito?
Pero sino bang while cheating ay nilalamig pero gamuo ang pawis sa sobrang kabang baka mahuli. The feeling of surviving while your one foot is on the grave, sino bang hindi nakakadama nito?
*Cut the long intro*
Pwede naman kasing gawing simple ang cheating. Just one word; Teamwork.
How to (BI ako, HAHA): Note: On multiple-choices exams only.
(1.) Ask the proctor kung may correction sa number na hindi mo alam ang sagot, indicating a call of SOS.
(2.) Whoever knows the answer can help by either saying:
-(A)no po ba ang correction dito Sir/Ma’am?, which means ‘A’ is the answer.
-(B)akit po may correction?, if ‘B’
-(C)akalito naman po, may correction nga po ba?, if C.
-(D)apat po talaga may correction, kung D.
Gets? HAHA. Huwag mo lang itanong from 1 to 100, baka magkanda loko-loko.
Baka sabihin nyo ay napakagaling ko sa kalokohan. Galing yan sa mismong prof. namen. So ang lesson, tiyaking mangmang ang proctor. Mehehe.
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You can see doctors, their names usually comes out like this: Dr. Juan dela Cruz And lawyers, their names, Atty. Juan dela Cruz… And Engineers, their names, Engr. Juan dela Cruz… Why is it that when it comes to CPAs, Juan dela Cruz, CPA… Ever wonder why that is??? It is because OUR NAMES are more important than our profession. YOU are still a brother to your sister, a mother to your children, a friend to your companion. You are still a passenger to a driver, a customer to a salesman, a member to a church. It doesn’t matter what we are in this world, but WHO WE ARE… We believe that is how our profession should be. A SERVICE… *insert name, CPA soon ;)
UP: Miss, taga-UP ka ba? ‘Cause i know you are worth FIGHTING for.
ATENEO: Miss, EAGLE ka ba? Gusto ko sanang lumipad kasama ka.
LA SALLE: Miss, ARCHER ka ba? Di mo pa nga ko pinapana, tinamaan na ako sayo.
UST: Miss, TIGER ka ba? Kasi naman you make my heart ROAR!
UE: Miss, WARRIOR ka ba? Suko na ko sayo. Ikaw na ang panalo sa puso ko.
FEU: Miss, FEU ka ba? Sabi kasi ng puso ko TAMARAW na ibigin kita.
ADAMSON: Miss, FALCON ka ba? Kasi Binigla mo ko, at nadagit mo ang puso ko.
NU: Miss, sa N.U ka ba nag-aaral? Gusto ko sana magkasama tayo, just me N U.
Dear Class of 2011,
As you begin your college experience, I thought I’d leave you with the things that, in retrospect, I think are important as you navigate the next four years. I hope that some of them are helpful.
Here goes…
- Your friends will change a lot over the next four years. Let them.
- Call someone you love back home a few times a week, even if just for a few minutes.
- In college more than ever before, songs will attach themselves to memories. Every month or two, make a mix cd, mp3 folder, whatever - just make sure you keep copies of these songs. Ten years out, they’ll be as effective as a journal in taking you back to your favorite moments.
- Take naps in the middle of the afternoon with reckless abandon.
- Adjust your schedule around when you are most productive and creative. If you’re nocturnal and do your best work late at night, embrace that. It may be the only time in your life when you can.
- If you write your best papers the night before they are due, don’t let people tell you that you “should be more organized” or that you “should plan better.” Different things work for different people. Personally, I worked best under pressure - so I always procrastinated… and always kicked ass (which annoyed my friends to no end). ;-) Use the freedom that comes with not having grades first semester to experiment and see what works best for you.
- At least a few times in your college career, do something fun and irresponsible when you should be studying. The night before my freshman year psych final, my roommate somehow scored front row seats to the Indigo Girls at a venue 2 hours away. I didn’t do so well on the final, but I haven’t thought about psych since 1993. I’ve thought about the experience of going to that show (with the guy who is now my son’s godfather) at least once a month ever since.
- Become friends with your favorite professors. Recognize that they can learn from you too - in fact, that’s part of the reason they chose to be professors.
- Carve out an hour every single day to be alone. (Sleeping doesn’t count.)
- Go on dates. Don’t feel like every date has to turn into a relationship.
- Don’t date someone your roommate has been in a relationship with.
- When your friends’ parents visit, include them. You’ll get free food, etc., and you’ll help them to feel like they’re cool, hangin’ with the hip college kids.
- In the first month of college, send a hand-written letter to someone who made college possible for you and describe your adventures thus far. It will mean a lot to him/her now, and it will mean a lot to you in ten years when he/she shows it to you.
- Embrace the differences between you and your classmates. Always be asking yourself, “what can I learn from this person?” More of your education will come from this than from any classroom.
- All-nighters are entirely overrated.
- For those of you who have come to college in a long-distance relationship with someone from high school: despite what many will tell you, it can work. The key is to not let your relationship interfere with your college experience. If you don’t want to date anyone else, that’s totally fine! What’s not fine, however, is missing out on a lot of defining experiences because you’re on the phone with your boyfriend/girlfriend for three hours every day.
- Working things out between friends is best done in person, not over email. (IM does not count as “in person.”) Often someone’s facial expressions will tell you more than his/her words.
- Take risks.
- Don’t be afraid of (or excited by) the co-ed bathrooms. The thrill is over in about 2 seconds.
- Wednesday is the middle of the week; therefore on Wednesday night the week is more than half over. You should celebrate accordingly. (It makes thursday and friday a lot more fun.)
Pray. eat full meals. review. review. remember to shade all.
Oh tapos?
Sa huli, ikaw rin mag-isa yan. Wala kang kasamang kukuha ng exam. Desisyon mo rin sa huli yan.
Kahit ilang taon na ang nakakaraan nung kumuha ako ng UPCAT, hindi ko pa rin makalimutan ung limang bagay na ginawa ko bago, tuwing, at pagkatapos ng exam. Hindi ko ito tatawaging tips or guidelines dahil marami ng nakasulat tungkol dito. Share lang ng personal na experience.
1. Wag excited sa araw ng exam
Ilang araw pa lang bago ang exam, wag masyadong excited. Baka hindi ka makatulog ng ayos at mabalisa ng ilang araw. Relax lang. Isipin mo na parang quarterly exam lang ito na half day, wala kang ibang dala kundi ang mga test permit at ballpen lang. Kung magiging excited ka, sa araw na lang na lalabas ang resulta ng exam. Dito ka kabahan.
2. Mag-toothbrush
Bago magsimula ang exam, papipilahin muna sa labas ng classroom para maayos ang pagkakapasok sa kwarto. Dito sa linya, expect mo na hindi mo lang mga kaklase ang makakatabi mo, kundi lahat ng mga estudyante na kukuha rin ng exam galing sa iba’t ibang paaralan. Halo-halo. Kahit kinakabahan ka, wag mong kalimutang magtoothbrush dahil baka sa pilang ito makita mo ang magiging future classmate mo. First impression na rin ang mabango ang hininga habang nakikipagkilala sa ibang tao na nakapila rin kasama mo.
3. Wag magdadala ng maraming pencil, pantasa na lang.
Tama na siguro ang tatlo or apat, at isang maliit na pantasa. Mahirap rin ang maraming dala at maraming nakapatong sa lamesa. Mamaya manghingi pa ung katabi mo. Oh eh di advantage mo na rin ito sa kanya. Mas maganda kung yung mechanical na pantasa ang madadala mo dahil hindi ka pa nakapagkalat ay swabe rin ang pagkakahasa sa pencil.
3. Magdala ng candy.
Hindi masamang kumain pag nag-eexam. Sabi nila magdala raw ng light foods tulad ng mga biscuit at mineral water. Hindi naman masama yon. Pero minsan effort magbukas ng crackers at medyo makalat ng kaunti. Candy na lang para mabilis mabuksan at mabilis maubos. Hindi rin ito masyadong maingay pag ngumunguya. Isa pa, kung sa panonood nga ng tv or pag-upo sa harap ng computer ng ilang oras ay hindi ka masyadong nagugutom at nauuhaw, dito pa kaya.
4. Tissue or twalya.
Nakakapagtaka rin minsan na sa tuwing may exam, bigla na lang sinisipon at pinagpapawisan ang isang estudyante. Dala na rin siguro ito ng kaba. Maghanda na ng twalya or tissue kahit wala kang sipon ilang araw bago ang exam. Pwede mo rin naman itong pangtakip ng sagot mo. Nakakairita at nakakadistract rin kasi ung singhot ng singhot pag nagcoconcentrate.
5. Wag mong ibigay ang lahat.
After ng exam, Hindi pa dito natatapos ang lahat. August pa lang at wala pa sa kalahati ang academic school year. Isipin na highschool student ka pa rin at Marso pa ang graduation day. Magtira pa ng lakas para sa mga susunod na buwan. Kung may balak ka ring kumuha ng exam sa ibang kolehiyo, pwede mo pa ring ma-apply ang mga nareview mo para sa UPCAT.
Kung 12 am ito ng sabado or ng linggo mo binasa, matulog ka na. Exam mo na mamaya. Goodluck na rin. Sana makapasa ka.
Iba pa rin ang skolar ng bayan :)
“God’s NO to a prayer is a BIG YES to a greater plan.” “God’s plan is greater than our dreams, God’s love is greater than our disappointments.” “MANGARAP KA, MANGARAP KA, DINGGIN ANG TAWAG NG IYONG LOOB.”
I made these bible verses as my inspiration during the review for board. Sinulat (oo sulat kamay ko yan, pangit no? Lels) ko sila sa index card then dinikit ko sa wall ng kwarto ko (parang wall post sa fb. hehe) para lagi ko silang nakikita at iremind ako.
Up to now di ko parin sila tinatanggal at wala akong balak na tanggalin sila. :)
